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아---빠! (Daaaad!)

일수거인 2005. 7. 10. 07:47

아---빠!

[번역 : 일수거인 050703]

아빠가 꼬맹이를 잠자러 보냈다.
5분 후:

"아-빠..."

"왜 그러니?"

"목말라요. 물좀 갖다주세요."

"안돼. 미리 마셔 뒀어야지. 불 꺼졌어 (그냥 잠이나 자거라)."

5분 후: "아--빠..."

"왜 그래?"

"목마른데... 물 좀 갖다줘요"

"안 된다니까!
한 번만 더 그러면 맴매해 줄거야!!"

5분 후... "아---빠..."

"뭐야??!!"

"맴매하러 오실 때, 물 좀 갖다주세요."

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Daaaad!


A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later:

"Da-ad..."

"What?"

"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"

"No. You had your chance. Lights out."

Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..."

"WHAT?"

"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"

"I told you NO!

If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"

Five minutes later... "Daaaa-aaaad..."

"WHAT??!!"

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"