최상의 건강상태 (Tip Top Shape)

최상의 건강상태

[번역: 일수거인 101001]

어떤60세 노인이 검사를 받으러 병원에 갔다. 의사가 그에게 말했다, "끝내주는 건강상태시네요. 나쁘신 데라곤 전혀 없어요. 어휴, 영원히 사실른지도 몰라요; 35 세의 신체를 가지셨으니까요. 그런데, 어르신의부친께선 돌아가실때 연세가 몇이셨나요?"

60 세 노인이 대답하였다, "내가그 분이 돌아가셨다고 했던가요?"

의사가 놀라서 물었다, "그 분 연세는 얼마나 되시며 활동을 많이 하시는지요?"

60세 노인이 대답하였다, "글쎄, 82 세이신데 아직도 매년 겨울이면 세 번씩 스키타러 다니시고 여름엔 매주 3 회씩 파도타기를 하신다오."

의사는 믿어지질 않았다. 그래서 물었다, "그럼, 어르신의 조부께선 돌아가실 때 연세가 얼마셨나요?"

60세 노인이 또 대답하였다, "내가 그 분이 돌아가셨다고 말합디까?"

의사가 대경실색하며 말했다, "어르신이 60 세이신데 아버님과 할아버님이 생존해 계신단 말씀이죠? 조부께선 매우 왕성하게 활동하시나요?"

60세 노인이 말했다, "겨울이면 적어도 한 번은 스키타러 가시고 여름엔 일주일에 한 번은 파도타기를 하신다우. 그뿐이 아니고, 내 조부님은 106 세이신데, 다음 주에 새 장가를 드실 예정이라우."

의사가 말했다, "106 세나 되셨으면서, 세상에나 어째서 결혼하고 싶어 하시는 건가요?"

60 세 노인이 의사를 빤히 치어다보며 말했다, "내가그 분이 원하신다고 말했던가요?"

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Tip Top Shape

A 60-year-old man went to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever; you have the body of a 35-year-old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?"

The 60-year-old responded, "Did I say he was dead?"

The doctor was surprised and asked, "How old is he and is he very active?"

The 60-year-old responded, "Well, he is 82 years old and he still goes skiing three times a season and surfing three times a week during the summer."

The doctor couldn't believe it. So, he asked, "Well, how old was your grandfather when he died?"

The 60-year-old responded again, "Did I say he was dead?"

The doctor was astonished. He said, "You mean to tell me you are 60 years old and both your father and your grandfather are alive? Is your grandfather very active?"

The 60-year-old said, "He goes skiing at least once a season and surfing once a week during the summer. Not only that," said the patient, "my grandfather is 106 years old, and next week he is getting married again."

The doctor said, "At 106-years, why on earth would your grandfather want to get married?"

His patient looked up at the doctor and said, "Did I say he wanted to?"