아파요? (Does That Hurt?)

거기 아프세요?

[번역: 일수거인 100101]

한 응급구호단원이 자동차 사고 현장에 가서 길바닥에 누워있는어떤 환자의 부상을 점검하고 있었다. 그녀가 그의 옆에 무릎을 꿇으면서 물었다, "여기가 아픈가요, 아니면 저기가 아픈가요?"

이곳저곳 짚을 때마다 그가 대답하였다, "안 아픈데요." 진찰이 거의 끝날 무렵, 그녀는 하나만 더 묻고 문진을 끝내려고 다른 곳을 짚었는데, 그가 매우 큰 소리로 외쳤다, "거긴 아파요!"

그녀가 어디냐고 묻자, 그는무지 고통스런 표정으로 그녀를 올려다보며 말했다, "당신이 내 손가락들을 무릎으로 깔아 뭉개고 있잖아요!"

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Does That Hurt?

An EMS responder had gone to an automobile accident and was checking a patient who was lying on the road for injuries. As she knelt beside him and probed him, she asked, "Does this hurt or does that hurt?"

After each probe, he replied, "No." When she had nearly completed her examination, she shifted to a better spot from which to finish the examination when after one of her probing questions, he exclaimed very loudly, "That hurts!"

When she asked where, he looked up at her with a look of real pain on his face and said, "You're kneeling on my fingers!"