교회에선 속삭여요 (Church Whisper)

교회 속삭임

[번역: 일수거인 140610]

어떤 엄마가 꼬마 아들을 데리고 교회에 갔다. 

예배 중에 꼬마가 말했다, "엄마, 나 쉬야하고 싶어요."

엄마가 말했다, "교회에서 '쉬야'라는 경망스런 말을 쓰면 안 돼요. 그러니까 이제부턴 '쉬야' 마려울 땐 꼭 '속삭이고 싶어요'라고 말하렴." 

다음 일요일엔 그 꼬마가 아빠를 따라 교회에 가서는, 예배 중에 말했다, "아빠, 나 속삭이고 싶어요." 

아빠가 꼬마를 보며 말했다, "좋아, 내 귀에다 속삭이면 돼." 

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Church Whisper

A mother took her little boy to church.

While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.”

The mother said to the little boy, “It’s not appropriate to say the word ‘pee’ in church. So, from now on whenever you have to ‘pee’ just tell me that you have to ‘whisper’.”

The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father, “Daddy, I have to whisper.“

The father looked at him and said, “Okay, just whisper in my ear.”