딸꾹질 치료 (Cure for the Hiccups)

딸꾹질 치료

[번역 : 일수거인 051127]

어떤 부인이 병원에 가서 신참 의사에게 진료를 받았는데, 검사실에서 4 분 가량 지난 후, 그녀가 뛰쳐나와복도를 달려갔다. 한 고참 의사가 그녀를 세우고 왜 그러시냐고 묻자 그녀가 설명했다. 그는 그녀를 다른 방에 데리고 가서 앉히고 진정시켰다.

그 고참 의사는급히 첫 의사에게 가서 따졌다, "자네 어떻게 된 거 아냐? 테리 부인은 63 세이고, 장성한 자녀가넷에다 손자 손녀도일곱이나 되는데,자네가 그 분에게 임신했다고 말했다며?"

신참 의사가 진료부 기록을 계속하면서씨익 웃었다. "아무튼 제가 그 분의 딸꾹질을 치료해드린건 맞잖아요?"

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Cure for the Hiccups

A woman went to doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room.

The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard. "Cured her hiccups though, didn't I?"